Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonaise
Pssst...hey you, come here. Come a little closer, that's it, little closer. Put your face right up against the screen....SLAP! I am the Picklemaster, I was born on a remote picklefarm in cheesedoodleland off the coast of Norway where I was raised to be the ruler of all the pickles in the world. Lasken glir i flasken ini nakent ode landskape. snarf?
